We've, finally, got our car back, hooray!
I am going out in it, today
To order 'The wedding dress'
Though I must confess
I'll be crossing my fingers, all the way..............

Those naughty people who adapted my car
Did the absolute worst job, by far
The compressor, it broke
It was no joke
Workmanship was crap on my 'jam-jar'

We'll be bringing them to book, don't you fret
They've not heard the last of me yet
A very stern note
Is what I wrote
To ask for my money back, you bet!

So, watch this space and you'll see
What eventually will happen to me
I will not give in
Till they admit their sin
And pay up the outstanding fee