Monday, 7 March 2011


I have a new wheelchair, a go-faster job
It’s a mid wheel drive, bet it cost a few bob
It has a riser which takes it up in the air
And a tilt in space so I can sleep in the chair
The arm-rests are gel, so I’ve comfort, ah bliss
It’s the nicest of chariots, no, don’t take the piss
Little things, they can please us raspberry ripples
We can no longer have fun or get drunk on a tipple
We’ll rave over the tiniest thing we can do
Like who can still eat, talk or go alone for a pooh
So my wheelchair is the best thing to happen today
Well done, the NHS for a change, I shout, ‘hooray’!

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