The Olympics, football,
Oh my god,
David Beckham’s
not in the squad!
He’s been left
out of the football team
That Stuart
Pearce is really mean ...............
But, hold on a
minute, let’s be sensible
Is that logic
not defensible?
David’s old and
past his prime
He’s done his
bit, had his time
Aren’t we
trying hard to win?
If we recruit
the likes of him
We’re really
riding for a fall
We really won’t
stand a chance at all
Let’s forget
the ‘Old boys’ network’
And recruit players
with great footwork
Those who can perform
for an hour and a half
But, hang on again,
that’s a laugh..
Remember just
last week at the Euros
We didn’t seem
to have many of those
We were
embarrassingly poor
Defensively
bad, couldn’t score
Maybe we
shouldn’t bother to enter some sports ..
Like football,
tennis, basketball and all sorts...
Please don’t
blame David Beckham’s exclusion
For us coming
nowhere, it will be a delusion
We’re
crap...............get over it!
(Or, as us Brits like to say ...'We're not quite up to it'!)
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