Wow, I have just won the lottery;
But please don’t send begging letters to me.
I opened my e mails and there it said,
‘News about your ticket’; but it won’t go to my head
I’ve won five times this month, must be a record
But I won’t get excited as the amount that I’ve scored
Isn’t quite as amazing as this all sounds
It’s a measly, paltry thirty five pounds!
Still, when all’s said and done, it’s better for me
Than a 'poke in the eye', wouldn’t you agree ?